Gustakhi Maaf Haryana
Pawan Kumar Bansal
Analaysis of Union Budget by Sunil Arya, enlightened reader of ‘Gustakhi Maaf Haryana’.
SEQUENCE OF EVENTS:
Today Smt. Nirmala Sitharaman would present budget at 11AM .
At 11.15 AM Arnab Goswami would declare the budget as historic.
At 1.15 PM Congress would declare budget as disaster.
CPI would declare budget as friendly to Ambani and Adani.
SP would declare budget as anti farmers.
Mayawati would declare it anti-dalit.
Other parties would rue in their greviences for the budget.
In the evening the entire media led by Rubika and Anjna would become the top economists of the world.
But at night the common man would go to sleep without any difference as he has to go to work next day